Can we all pretend to be surprised that this years “best movie to take your mother to go see” 50 Shades of Plain has been banned in the UAE, please to all the sisters that are acting surprised this is the country that wouldn’t allow Sex And The City 2 to be shown here…. If we are all being honest with ourselves, this is a blessing in disguise. Have you ever been turned on in public? I mean think of the cost to replace the cinema chairs… And getting caught masterbating in public is never a fun thing. So in conclusion… way to go UAE Government, you have just saved us the embarrassment of public masterbation… As soon as 50 Shades of Lame comes out on DVD, expect A4 batteries to be sold out and husbands told to go to the pub, as we need some alone time… And yes I am not ashamed to admit it, I will be watching this while dry humping what ever is closest to me. I am only human after all….