Look at that f*cking hipster

Todays outfit inspo is slightly masculine, hipster loser. I’m trying to get the most out of the 2 months of winter we get a year! Recently falling in love with Al Ghurair Mall I found stores Springfield and Matalan that I had never seen before. Matalan is similar to Primark and is a MUST to visit. Springfield is unisex and great for key wardrobe staples. Here I am trying to look super cool and edgy #ohlookIspottedrandomgraffiti how cool am I….

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Over sized shirt and jeans by Springfield

Brown (bargain) shoes Matalan (only 50 Dhms)

Hat Vintage from Glasgow vintage store (drunk purchase)

Necklace from Pinky Goat.com

H&M Unveils Studio SS15 Collection

Ladies, mark it in your diaries, available from March 12th world wide.

The new collection consists of, sportswear elements and clean and muscling cuts, which are both flattering to any figure and of course, masculine is an all time favourite of mine!! I have picked my 3 fav looks for the upcoming collection! Happy drooling ladies!

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50 Shades Of Grey Not Showing in The UAE… Colour me surprised

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We all pretended to put on our surprised face when it was announced that “the movie of the year to take your mother to” 50 Shades Of Plain was banned in the UAE. I mean come on, they banned Sex And The City 2 (thank God, because I don’t want 50 something ladies getting it on, on the big screen). But for the first time I agree with the UAE censor ship laws because (and I am not alone here) it really is awkward to sit in a cinema and know that every other women is as turned on as you, I mean think of the dry cleaning bills for the cinema alone.

And let’s be honest this country isn’t exactly the the place you want to be caught masterbating in public… I mean kissing in public is 6 months in jail…. So if you head to the shops and see all the double A batteries have sold out, that can mean only one thing… 50 Shades of lame is out on DVD… And yes I will be one of the many women dry humping a pillow to Christian Grey and his cold but loveable way.

New Hair I Don’t Care…

After attending an event, my BGF told me that my “tired 90’s harsh 2 toned hair… was so last season.” After dying inside a little, I decided to slightly revamp my look. Keeping my fringe (this covers my slightly lined forehead) but getting rid of some of the length, and toning down the “harsh 90’s blonde” to a warmer blonde with hints of red. *I wanted to keep the blonde so I can change up my colour (thanks Manic Panic) from purple/green/pink whenever I wanted.* I went to The White Room Dubai in JLT who do the best blow drys I have ever had and the scalp massage during the wash was lush! What do you think of my SS15 hair? Less tired 90’s I hope.

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Phone Cover De Jour – 100% Boys Tears… Gluten Free

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If you’re looking for the coolest iPhone cover, forget about moschino iPhone covers (please girl… anyone who has visited dragon mart has one) and lay your lacquered talons into this “100% Boys Tears” 3D iPhone Case.

Available here for $38 http://valfre.com/products/boys-tears-3d-iphone-5-5s-case the cover is created by Ilse Valfré, the founder of Valfré, is a Mexican-born artist and designer.  Her quirky and insightful illustrations uniquely capture the essence of what it feels like to be a girl. Ie: Boys stink!!!!!

What are you?? Like 12??

Never hearing the phrase..Dress your age not your shoe size…

When I found this dress from H&M on sale for 70 Dhms, it was love at first, giving me Molly Ringwald realness from Pretty In Pink. Upon putting it on I realised it was completely see through and you could make out the double cheese burger I had wolfed down for lunch, so I did what any girl would do… Found a pair of tights and turned them into bike shorts #duh. Throwing on Lolita -esqe sunglasses from Aldo (rubbish name, great statement accessories) pairing it with a totes knock off Chanel backpack from www.fashlink.com and topping the look off with Chucks… Because why not…

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Check out the hottest red to hit the market! Tooti Frooti, it’s the prefect shade of red and the best part it doesn’t dry the lips and has a gorge glossy effect! Available at Wojooh for AED 85 I think I may be ditching my MAC red for this one! It was also the inspiration behind pulling out my Aldo love heart sunnies!!!!

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