I Can’t Even Deal…

File this under fucking ugly trends that are coming back, which should be sent to hell. The same place the Kardashians souls happen to be… Ladies and Gents… I’m talking about the 90’s throwback that is *insert drum roll for effect* The Goth-y, Alternative, Tattoo – Like Chocker… Or as I like to call it… “Get that fucking thing of your neck you troll”

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I mean come on! If you are bringing anything back from the 90’s it has to be every hipsters wet dream, Blossom’s hat collection! Which girl in the 90’s didn’t have this eye sore of a fake flower on their tres cool hat.
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Side note: time was not kind to the whole cast of Blossom (I’m looking at you Joey Lawrence) they all look like 3 day old ham left in the sun….

The New Must Do Pose On Instagram and Tumblr

The selfie is sooo yesterday, the beflie can only be done if you are part of the Kardashian Klan. The newest pose that will give you instant gratification from complete strangers, as they hit the like button over and over again is…. The “Behindfie” yes the title is a work in progress, but it is one pose that will garner you the right kind off attention.

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If you’re feeling risqué take your shirt of… Just don’t free the nipple as that was so last month…

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*Images from my tumbler obsession http://finderskeepersthelabel.tumblr.com

Outfit Attire For Working At Home… Yes It Includes No Pants

Every so often one has to work from home – This allows the creative juices to flow without the distractions of telephones, people asking questions or just having a good gossip with your work colleges!Clare GeevesWorking from home means over sized Cheap Monday Tee from my new online obsession Sivvi with oversized glasses and of course a bowtie for colour. Who said not wearing pants while working wasn’t considered fashion…

#NippleGoals and Culottes

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This season there are two things that are making a comeback – Free the nipple and culottes. Seeing as I own one bra (that my mum bought me when I was 18) this was a trend I was already accidentally rocking. As for culottes plenty has to be said for these tailored, masculine yet still feminine pants.

Outfit Close Up Pants and iPhone Cover

 One of my favourite brands Finders Keepers has created this seasons must have culottes (available next day delivery in UAE thanks to Sivvi – The perfect addition to your wardrobe as you can mix and match with different types of tee’s – Taking this look from Office to night time with a hint of cleavage and a pair of neon heels.

Clare Close Up Shoes C.U.N.TNever to be a shrinking violet – Every so often my C.U.N.T shoes make an appearance… Damn it feels good to be a gangsta! Though these babies aren’t available any more you can find equally as offensive flats here

 

 

Emoji’s are now in fashion…. This trend ain’t going anywhere…

The newest trend to make me feel older then I really am is the “Wear your emoji” from jewellery now to shoes. As much as I hate this trend I am in LOVE with these tongue in cheek flats from Miami-based Del Toro. Though the asking price is $340 *I balk at spending 20 AED on a bottle of wine* these shoes are tres adorbs – Though I will wait for the trend to hit the high street market and wait till I can get the same pair for £10 at Primark…. Just saying…. If you fancy yourself a big spender you can check them out here.

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Summer Beauty Must Have’s…

Summer Must Haves

If you live in the Middle East – It feels like it’s summer 10 months out of the year – But as it’s officially summer – Here are my top 3 products that should be in every summer savvy girls handbag!

Vichy Idèal Soleil Bronze Spray

VICHY Ideal Soleil Hydrating Tan Optimiser Spray SPF50

An ultra-light, water resistant milk perfect for people who want protection from the sun but also want an even tan. The best part is it includes the soothing, strengthening and regenerating Vichy Thermal Spa Water meaning it’s a perfect moisturiser SCORE. It’s a spray meaning no more messy clumps of sunscreen! AED 145

Maybelline Dream Sun

Maybelline Dream Sun Bronzer 

For the forever un-tanned such as myself who is sick and tired of being asked if I am sick and tired, due to lack of tan – This product is a dream, come true! Not to heavy on the skin, No orange tinge, long lasting and can be used to contour the face – It’s also affordable What’s not to love?Nothing like an affordable drug store product to carry around AED 75

Pinky Goat

Pinky Goat Faux Mink Lashes

Only over the last 6 months have I found the invention of the beauty Gods – False lashes, you can feel like a 1950’s glamour queen with just a slick of bronzer, lip gloss and a pair of falsies. If you’re a newbie to the whole lash movement watch a few you tube videos and practise. I love these falsies as they are 100% cruelty free (they are faux darling) and they can be worn 20 times!!!! AED 44

 

Gladiators Attack

What is better then finding a pair of Jeffery Campbell gold gladiators? Finding them on sale at a factory outlet for a quarter of the price. Mix the look with 5 Euro sunnies and cute striped dress from the flea markets of Milano and finish the look with a crisp white oversized waist coat from Fashlink and Voila you have a perfect street style assemble for less then 100 Euro!!!! Pictures courtesy of BF and of course Nikon!

Check out the embedded links above for the best places to pick up a Fash-UN bargain in Milano!

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And In Milano We Wear Maxi Dresses

After a very pleasant plane ride (Emirates is the best hands down) I arrived in the fashion capital of Milano and my first thought….. Holy Hell is it hot!!!

The history, the culture the punks, the hipsters, the old women that are so classy, but first my friends… An outfit post!

When in doubt wear a maxi dress and causal tennis shoes (I am obsessed with Bensimon’s – Level shoes district peeps) with far too much gold ghetto jewellery and a pastel cross bag! *Info on where to buy these high street bargains below). Also I’m using a Nikon for all my pics – This camera makes anyone look good (thanks to the high def feature)!

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Ghetto Gold Jewellery is from my favourite online store Fashlink – Next day delivery and cash on delivery – Shopping while working is a passion of mine!

Dress – Fashlink – No surprises there!

shoes – Bensimon I walked for 3 hours 16,000 steps and not once did I complain about my feet! Who needs heels?!

Cross shoulder bag – Dream Walk Dubai stunning leathers and the cutest shoes!!!

The New A/W15 Adidas Stella Sport Collection

Let’s be honest I don’t work out or go to the gym, my version of cardio is getting up from the couch to the fridge to see if anything new has arrived since the last 2 minutes I checked the fridge.

But the new Adidas Stella Sport collection almost (key word almost) makes me want to parade in the gym while I spend 5 minutes on the elliptical machine.

The use of fun jungle patterns, bright neons and of course the ever sexy Stella/Adidas logo (without having to actually cough out the funds needed to buy Stella) makes this collection perfect for the young and the young at heart! Who knows I might even give yoga another chance!

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Check out the Adidas Mena Instagram for all the updates on this soon to be sold out collection!